usmcsis's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My name is Pierre... I am an Izzardite! So today we will laugh. The following list is made up of some of my favorite Eddie Izzard quotes from his HBO special "Dressed to Kill." Enjoy, and laugh...
No flag, no country, that's the rules.
I love the smell of Europe in the morning.
So, they set off from Plymouth and landed in Plymouth.
I didn't do it.
Ciao. We had the Druids. Long white robes, long white beards. Early transvestites.
They built Stonehenge, the largest Henge in the world. No one's ever built another Henge like it since.
They had Jeff, the God of Biscuits and Simon, the God of Hairdo's.
I am the Emperor Fabulous.
7th wife made out of jam.
Go Shaggy. Go Scooby.
I poked a badger with a spoon. Wise learned man ejaculation. I am a Frankfurter.
It's slang.
At school I didn't tell people I was a transvestite because I thought they might kill me with sticks. You can't get out onto the moon and say, look, it's all sticky. Pulse optional.
I've got legs.
I've got to go now, my grandmother's on fire.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Splashy-splashy is the aquatic equivalent to do you want a cup of coffee.
Cake or Death?
HO HO HO Baby Jesus. What would you like for Christmas?
We can't all do big arms. Your tailights out and you've got no knees. Crack your bones Crack your bones! It's very difficult to say Heimlich Manuever when you're choking to death. What is it Sebastian? I'm arranging matches.
We play bad guys in movies because of the Revolutionary War.
Hilda, Hilda, wake up, I have invented a manooooooova.
It's not really a manuever at the moment.
Did you fuck my wife?
Oh no, space monkeys are attacking!
My name is Pierre.
11:40 am - 10 Sep 2002 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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