usmcsis's Diaryland Diary
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attitude is everything
I got this email from my cousin the other day and it appealed to my sense of sarcastic humor. you guys get these emails so you know what i'm talking about. it's always from a friend of yours and sometimes you read it and sometimes you don't but you always just delete it and go on with life. but it's like every crap chain email that comes down the pike is sent straight to your inbox. so here's a nice overview of them all. :)
Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important emails in 2003 & 2004! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!
Because of all of you:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because it causes cancer.
I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk about seven blocks, for fear that someone might drug me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they will ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogen they contain may turn me gay.
I also stopped eating chicken and hmburgers because they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody, for fear that someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. That poor sick girl that was about to die in the hospital. Funny thing, she never seems to get any older.
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.
It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland.
But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next ten seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7:00 PM.
and dat's da truth. . .
have i mentioned that i love happy bunny?
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud
which happy bunny are you?
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6:33 pm - 29 Jul 2004
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