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a cute joke thingy

good morning all. thought this was cute...

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when she was dead, She had to get up because there was more work to do.

Amen!!!

6:20 am - 17 May 2002

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