usmcsis's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ever notice penis is a rilly weird word why is it that men cannot do something as simple as emptying the trash without first being begged, pleaded and bitched at? is it in their genetic makeup or something? it's the chromosomes, it's got to be. when a women sees a full trash can she thinks, hmm, time to empty the trash. when a man sees an empty trash can, HE DOESN'T FUCKING THINK! he just dumps his trash on top of the trash already there until it forms a pile of trash surrounding the can on the floor and eventually takes over his home. why are men stupid? i'm not saying all women are friggin rocket scientist's or anything but damn men are dumb. take this scenario, one that happened almost daily in my house growing up. dad: (opening fridge and then WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING IN IT calling to my mom) do we have any ____? (fill in the blank) mom: (pausing while folding laundry, washing dishes, emptying trash, or coming out of bathroom) yes dear. (reaching around dad who still has not looked in fridge) it's right here. dad: (taking _____ from mom) damn, i didn't even see it. now, to be quite honest. i thought that this was simply a trait that my father had and then as my brother got older i figured he inheirited it from him. but, now, after having lived with two men, i'm seeing that this is not a rare thing. all men do this. why? they aren't blind. we know they can see because everytime they see some hoochie in the mall with big tits or a nice ass they have to point it out. so why is it that they can never find the fucking ketchup? i've always heard that women have power because they have a vagina. bullshit. women have power because their blood flows above their waistline. there's something about having a penis that just makes people stupid. not that i have anything against a person with a penis. it's funny though, women talk about wanting a long one or a thick one or some such bullshit. i want a penis that is attached to a man with a fucking brain. i bet if i ever found one i could get rich. i mean, no one's ever seen one before so i bet people would pay money to see it. maybe i could teach it to do tricks... 7:29 pm - 21 Jan 2002 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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